Monty by Jim Meddick for October 23, 2011

What a hoot. For Monty, watching a movie has become a participation sport.

Sigh! Even usually mild-mannered Monty can’t keep his big yap shut in a cinema these days! I think the aggrieved couple ought to have bitten him, just for the sake of the shock-effect.

they look like they’ve been infected by Brads virus

reminds me of my brother…

Sounds like Monty’s seen this film before—don’t you love to sit next to someone like that!

Dont you wish we all could be in the moment like that. Monty is just doing what we all wish we could do. Where is Brade? This would have been a great time for him to come back.

No, not bitten. But moaned and groaned and slapped some duct tape on Monty’s mouth.

Or how about sitting in front of someone who knows the actors in a film? “His scene is coming up.” “Ooh, there she is.” “Oh, there he is again!” “She’s going to be in this scene, too.” I kind of felt sorry for him. LOL

If I sat by Monty when he acted like that, I won’t be able to stop laughing!

I agree with Monty, those two need some sun.

And why do I doubt Monty’s promise to keep it down? Yep, a good thrashing with a soft cudgel around the head and shoulders is called for.

The most annoying person I ever sat by at a movie was at a showing of the Titanic where some woman kept saying over and over and over “how sad”, “oh this is just so sad”. I really cracked up at the beginning though when I overhead one of my daughter friends get angry because she heard us talking and we “ruined” the movie for her by telling her it sank at the end