Monty by Jim Meddick for October 23, 2011
Transcript:
No! No! Don't go to the attic! Zombies are up there! Aahh! See? I told you! They're devouring a coed up there! Oh no... No! Don't go down that hallway! No! Ahhh! See? The ghouls are breaking through the patio slider!! That's it! Turn around! Run! Keep running! Keep... What? No way! Not the basement! Don't go in the basement! Don't open that door! Don't... Sshhh! Aaah! The undead are shushing! Oh. Sorry. I'll try to keep it down, folks.
Or how about sitting in front of someone who knows the actors in a film? “His scene is coming up.” “Ooh, there she is.” “Oh, there he is again!” “She’s going to be in this scene, too.” I kind of felt sorry for him. LOL