Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 01, 2011

And Jim Beam is his lyricist!

And Bung didn’t even feel a thing either.

Nor remembers it.

Mine’s Jose Cuervo.

Make mine C.C. and water.

It’s a talent that runs in Bung’s family. He gets it from his Old Grandad.

And he does a fine job, too!

I thought he was on the wagon … must have fallen off then got run over by the thing.

My good old friend Jack.

Has to be from Scotland. Bagpipes, kilts, and all.

Mine’s Crown Royal.

Dom Perignon.. or nothing for me-

I guess then ..“nothing” it shall be-

Sorry Fink, I can’t tell you. I’ve taken the fifth.

I’d rather have Good ’Ol Mountain Dew——either kind!

I wonder if the fink sent Bung a Case of Four Roses?

Hey, Dogsniff, I think only a Canuck would understand that joke!Good one!

Yikes!

All real bourbon, without exception, is made and bottled in Kentucky. But the Kentuckians themselves tend to drink from a mason jar…