Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 05, 2011

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    doc white  over 13 years ago

    No, never.Start with it.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    At least not on the first date.

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    comicgos  over 13 years ago

    English class in a bar!

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    Troglodyte  over 13 years ago

    Still, I suppose it’s better than starting your day with a sentence…!

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Nice neck brace, Bung!

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    There may never be a right time with her.

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    -Saint-  over 13 years ago

    If only he had ended it with a preposition..

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    Stormy Weathers  over 13 years ago

    Luv that comment!

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    rshive  over 13 years ago

    So she split his infinitive?

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    bbadenov  over 13 years ago

    Sounds like Bung may have a problem with a dangling participle too …

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    Plods with ...™  over 13 years ago

    Boy – she must REALLY hate pizza..What?

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    rabidhunter  over 13 years ago

    Hmm, could he have said, “Can I come in?”

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    tigre1  over 13 years ago

    Some of my best ideas come from…be-low me…

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 13 years ago

    No, always start the evening with the proposition. Why waste time? Know where you stand from the start. I hate to strike out after buying her an expensive dinner.

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    LingeeWhiz  over 13 years ago

    Haha…..yeah the dangling participle turned into an icicle!

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    hkyjckfjt  over 13 years ago

    I thought it was “never end a sentence with a preposition” No wonder I’m still single.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Texting must be underground English.

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    Keith Messamer  over 13 years ago

    Ending a sentence with a preposition is the kind of nonsense I will not up with put!

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