Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 23, 2011

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    TiffWHO  almost 13 years ago

    Time for a lawyer on speed dial…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    “So I had a little deli sandwich…. I mean…. is that a crime…….. ??

    Oh.

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    wwh85cp  almost 13 years ago

    “Now, dear… put down the hatchet…”

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    ke4jhj  almost 13 years ago

    Why would a turkey even consider eating “tofurky”? @pumpkinpie.. I like the term PeTA food. But the other day I did see a bumper sticker saying the guy was a member of PeTA…..people eating tasty animals!

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    Cannibal!

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    ProfessorKid  almost 13 years ago

    To paraphrase Pig from ‘Pearls Befire swine’: “…but Turkey Club sandwiches just taste so darn good!”

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    burleigh2  almost 13 years ago

    What about PETP?!? People for the Ethical Treatment of PLANTS demands that we stop eating Tofu, Bean Curd, and other plant products immediately as we are killing the life of our planet!! ;-)

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    well he just gobbled that right up.

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