Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 28, 2011

So in truth, he wept because you cannot win a land war in Asia.

Horace is Day Draming again…… again……………

Why not do both?

I cut down treesI conquer allI hang out with a sageI put on women’s clothingand act upon the stage

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lave’treee!

The lunatic is on the grass! (Or maybe, the lunatic eats all the grass!)[I see your Monty Python reference and raise you a Pink Floyd one.]

I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay……………

Marmalade, I like marmalade.

One of Alexander’s soldiers asked him why he was crying, and he said, “I didn’t want to be a conqueror… I always wanted to be… a LUMBERJACK!”