Pickles by Brian Crane for November 12, 2011

You better check his nickel Opal. It might have twotails on it.

I like this gag. Heads is the end the dog eats withs. Tails is the end of the dog that poops.If the coin toss comes up heads, you feed the dog. If the coin toss comes up tails. you do the doo.

Things’ll even out in the end, Opal.

Have cat open door.

Next time get a chihuahua (doo is so sm. nobody will see + it goes down in the grass and disappears).

First good reason I’ve come across to get a chihuahua. One lives next door and my cat refuses to acknowledge it’s there even when it’s 2 feet away barking it’s head off.

It is even stevens since today is Saturday and assuming u dont go out on Sunday.

Opal! How long you been married to this man???

the little rock paper has a different comic today, about opal vacuuming without her hearing aid?

Ewwwwwwwww!

xxx

Opal, wake up! Ask him to show you the coin – don’t just take his word for it.

Let the dog carry the poop bag. Problem solved…

Just what I was going to say. Odds versus evens.

Dogs are a waste of time and worthless.

My suggestion: whomever isn’t holding the leash gets the bag

since it’s Earl’s dog and Opal’s cat, why don’t they each clean up after their own pets? Earl gets the poo bag and Opal gets the litter box