Monty by Jim Meddick for November 22, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: So... who wants to start today? Oh... OK... go ahead, Leona. Mother: Gretchen is home for Thanksgiving... and I wasn't snooping, but I couldn't help noticing a hideous pair of 'skinny jeans' she had stashed in the rear pocket of her carry-on bag. And, well, I knew it wouldn't be right to insult her taste... but... I also couldn't bear to see her thighs in them! So, in a weak moment, I got rid of them! Woman: We all back-slide, but it's good you - Mother: Of course, then I had to explain how they accidentally got stuffed in the garbage disposal...
Aussie Down Under about 13 years ago
Ah the old garbage in garbage out adage.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
If Gretch finds out the truth, mother Leona, your new name will be mud. Those skinny jeans were probably expensive….
chuck_henebry about 13 years ago
Leona ages about ten years between panel one and panel two, thanks to the colorist.
Hmm… She should go to the colorist.
strickmaedel about 13 years ago
Leona was wrong to interfere, but skinny jeans are a crime against women.
bebob about 13 years ago
I rip the label off the back of my jeans so no one can read the number associated with my waist line.
Olddog1 about 13 years ago
bebob; mostly no one gets close enough to my ass to read that small size tag.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
Nuthin comes between Gretchen and her Jordache Jeans… except, um…… well, nuthin’ I guess…. (bad munkey!)
Varnes about 13 years ago
strickmaedal, my observation is that no matter what outfit a pretty girl wears, it’s freaking beautiful……..jusayinsall……..