Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 18, 2001
February 17, 2001
February 19, 2001
Transcript:
IN GOD WE TRUST LIBERTY 2001 CELEBRITY INTERVIEW!! with your host: CHIP CHIPSON! CHIP: Folks, I'm coming to you live from heaven where I'm chatting with legendary commander in chief Abe Lincoln! So Abe...excited about tomorrow? ABE: Tomorrow? CHIP: President's Day! It's your birthday celebration! ABE: Actually, Chip, my birthday was last week. Tomorrow is simply an excuse to sell cars and have a three-day weekend. But hey, what can I tell you? I get no respect! Now even from my fellow ex-presidents around here! Like Washington over there! He's always busting my chops because his face is on the quarter and my face is only on the... WASHINGTON: He Abe! "Penny" for your thoughts! HAHAHAHAHAHA Good one George! HAHAHAHAHA CHIP: Happy Presidents' Day! ABE: Oh yeah? Nice teeth!
reshiram501 about 12 years ago
is chip dead?
madmarge almost 12 years ago
What about the five-dollar bill?
TheArsenalFan about 9 years ago
Isn’t Jefferson on the Quarter?
maya2u about 7 years ago
I have no clue which president is on which coin.. I’m Canadian. ;)
Snowglobe almost 7 years ago
On this day, NASCAR driver Dale Earnhart Sr. died during the 43rd Annual Daytona 500.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Abe Lincoln is on the $5 bill. Washington’s just on the $1 bill. However, they both lose to Ben Franklin, who got the $100 bill. He wasn’t even a president!
DM9001 almost 6 years ago
I know Abraham Lincoln was tall, but man, Chip is short!
JacobHoward over 4 years ago
I have the same birthday as Abraham Lincoln
Jacop✔️ over 4 years ago
I have the same birthday as MLK
Sapphire DeJewels about 4 years ago
Does Abe know that his face is one the 5 dollar bill, and Washington’s is on a dollar bill?
JoeTheDog Premium Member about 1 month ago
well he’s only on a dollar while your on the 5 dollar. so u win this one abe.
I am a fan of big Nate 21 days ago
You are aware his teeth are made from the teeth of slaves right?