Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 04, 1999
April 03, 1999
April 05, 1999
Transcript:
Nate: My love is like a red, red rose that blooms with petals, sweet, my love, like mount St. Helens, glows with awe-inspiring heat. Nate: My love is like a perfect pearl plucked from an oyster prime. My love is like a fuzzy squirrel ( I had to make it rhyme) Nate: My love just cannot be stopped or squelched, it's like a sigh that must be sighed, a burp that must be belched. Nate: You've dated many other guys. (excuse me while I yawn.) They're like a burger, shake and fries, while I'm filet mignon. Nate: Until you stop ignoring me, until we have a date, until to love me you agree, I'm yours sincerely...Nate. Nate: Hear that, Jenny? That was for you! speaker: Okay, Now for this morning's announcements...
pikachupachirisu over 12 years ago
@JP1579 thank youthis must be embarrsing for jenny
singalotbob about 12 years ago
Sniff that poem was beautiful
Mark Thames about 12 years ago
Unless you haven’t noticed, these people have their own opinions. You might not agree with their opinions, but try to respect them. They are just the kind of people who get annoyed easily, after ELEVEN months.
tunextgeneration about 12 years ago
“My heart’s a stereo. It beats for you so listen close. Hear my thoughts in every no-o-ote. Make me your radio, and turn me up when you feel low. This melody was ment for you. So sing along to my stereo.” Sign that song nate not recite that stupid poem.
SuperDavid over 11 years ago
the guy in far left looks like Artur in the last panel
SD1 Patrol about 8 years ago
well played
wonkmaster almost 8 years ago
See, this why Jenny hates Nate!
DM9001 over 6 years ago
She must have been SO honored, Nate.
Dragongirl55 about 5 years ago
the first half wasn’t too bad, the ‘fuzzy squirrel’ line started the descent.
I like anime almost 5 years ago
What’s wrong with a burger, fries, and a shake. I got the reference, but still
PBS1! over 4 years ago
I’m flashing back to the poem “A Nation’s Strength”
depressed_meme about 4 years ago
is that miss clarke or a look alike???
Mando almost 4 years ago
I feel horrible for Jenny. Nate is kind of annoying even though I love this strip.
Doglover26 over 3 years ago
awwww, that is so sweet! jenny, if you are mad, I dont even know what to say!
Youonlydie~❗️~once over 3 years ago
that was a nice poem to be honest
Joy Williams over 3 years ago
Poor Jenny. That must be so embarrassing.
YashBatra(926yasbatr) over 3 years ago
two of her classmates look like ms Clarke and artur
30labaniehzane over 2 years ago
Nate doesn’t actually look that bad his heart is in the right place and he’s super funny
leopardglily about 2 years ago
Nate sucks.
ahtd022012 2 months ago
hey I didn’t realize people outside of the PNW knew about Mt St Helens!
Will_Scarlet 7 days ago
Some love poem – every line is about how great YOU are with absolutely nothing praising the person you supposedly love.