Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 05, 1999

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Mrs.Godfrey: I'm handing back your tests, people! Biff: G'day,mates! Biff: Today we're on the trail of one of nature's most frightening creatures: The 6th grade social studies teacher! Chip: ...Or, as she's known in scientific terms: "bad breathius hideosa"! Biff: There's one now! Ye gads, what an ugly beast! Chip: And her disposition matches her appearance, Biff! Biff: Ah! so she's bad tempered, eh ? Chip: Is she ever! She routinely bites the heads off of her helpless victims! Biff: But how does she catch her victims in the first place? Chip: Simple Biff! She lulls them to sleep with a nasty little weapon we call the "Lecture"! Biff: Hmmm now what's she doing? Chip: A common practice among her species! she's marking her territory! Biff: With what Chip? Chip: It appears to be standard red felt-tip pen!