Monty by Jim Meddick for November 06, 2011

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    tattooedcyberidiot  about 13 years ago

    I was wondering, is Nailator on the Pro and Semi-pro Tiddliwinks Association’s banned substances list? I already lost two years of a promising career because of Stop-n-Grow

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    x_Tech  about 13 years ago

    Thought I had PNSD. Turned out to be a calus on my finger tip from poping open beer cans.Now I use a beer can tab lifter and no side effects.

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    Sisyphos  about 13 years ago

    Too true! Meddick has really nailed those commercials! (Err…did I say that?)

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    phuhknees  about 13 years ago

    Hastily approved with little oversight by the FDA and now reaping obscene profits for everyone involved except the suckers/victims patients!.Go Big Pharma!

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    Olddog1  about 13 years ago

    Left out tooth and hair loss and random episodes of syncope.

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    jpsomebody  about 13 years ago

    Monty drinks beer from a can with a straw?

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    billyruffian  about 13 years ago

    “do you need help aiming your tiddly-wink?” Seriously, I had a mouthful of tea when I read that, y’know!

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    vldazzle  about 13 years ago

    Those comercials for meds are making us a country of hypocondriacs. All meds are poison and honest docs admit it. I take no poison other than my gin and just eat healthily otherwise. I used to have high cholesterol when I ate what many friends still do. Now I have small portions of organic meat and dairy with only whole grains and LOTS of fruit and veggies!

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    Varnes  about 13 years ago

    Dang! I’m experiencing all of that and I’m not taking anything……

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    Chepi89  about 13 years ago

    I like the ads that mention ‘this may cause cancer’ all for yellow toenails or some stupid thing that doesn’t hurt to just live with it. Or the one about thin eye lashes. That one is ridiculous!

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    DavidLawrence351  about 13 years ago

    Love the gag! Treating a trivial condition to engage in a trivial activity for a host of serious side effects. And Monty wants to use it! Cute spoof on those commercials.

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    iced tea  about 13 years ago

    They left out impotency.

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    oldpine52  about 13 years ago

    Hey don’t knock tiddly winks till you’ve tried it.

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    Flogge  about 13 years ago

    Maybe its just because he’s holding cold drink in his hand. Stubby holder would cure that numb finger. (and help keep drink cold).

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 13 years ago

    As long as he doesn’t stroke his tiddlywink!

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    Ottodesu  about 13 years ago

    There is absolutely no treatment that does not have some side effect. The question is always how much per dosage and if the patient is prepared to tolerate it.That even goes for pure water. Drink too much and you will get very sick because of leaching salts and vitamins.

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