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I buy my wife flowers every couple of weeks — just because. Once the checkout clerk said, “Oh-oh, somebody’s in trouble.”“No, I just love my wife.”“Ooohhh, can I marry you?”“Sorry, honey, you’re about thirty years late.”
margueritem over 13 years ago
Be very suspicious…
runar over 13 years ago
The trick is to buy them flowers at random intervals for no reason. They stop suspecting after a while.
pcolli over 13 years ago
It’ll be a lot more than flowers when he does apologise!
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
One oops gets rid of the extra brownie points.Just buy her a house and be done with it.
cdward over 13 years ago
It’s for what he’s planning on doing …
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Did you know that your mother and sister both have the same cute dimples on their butt cheeks?
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
The “relative humidity” was really high that night…. (your sister sweats a lot)
runar over 13 years ago
He’s gonna do it “rodeo style”.
luckylouie over 13 years ago
I buy my wife flowers every couple of weeks — just because. Once the checkout clerk said, “Oh-oh, somebody’s in trouble.”“No, I just love my wife.”“Ooohhh, can I marry you?”“Sorry, honey, you’re about thirty years late.”