I remember way back, we had an exceedingly effeminate substitute who had us writing pornography for homework. Looking back on it, we really didn’t know much!
I had a sub in 5th grade, I think it was. (Give me a break, it was 50 yrs ago.) She did nothing. I mean nothing. I sat in the back and my best bud sat at the front of my row. I chewed some paper into a ginormous spit wad. I had a rubber band from an alien planet. No one on earth made them that long or strong. Although not side by side, the distance between the sub’s head and my bud’s head was less than 2 feet. I sent said spitwad towards my bud’s head but missed. It also missed her head fortunately. It sailed between them and hit the blackboard with a loud “SPLAT”. She never looked up.
But you got your education well at the same time learned respect which is something that some kids today are not getting unless it involves them being on the receiving end of a lot of pain.
margueritem about 13 years ago
Boy, this takes me back. We were very harsh on subs. if they didn’t establish order right away.
Llewellenbruce about 13 years ago
Bet that sub was glad they only had to put up withNerwin one day.
MARG! Glad to have you back today.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Sounds as though Nerwin and his classmates did something very naughty….
Rakkav about 13 years ago
Been there, done that, lived through it thankfully.
aarken about 13 years ago
I remember way back, we had an exceedingly effeminate substitute who had us writing pornography for homework. Looking back on it, we really didn’t know much!
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
Rotten kids
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Wow. We were bad as kids, but not that bad.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 13 years ago
happens to sub bus drivers also
pawpawbear about 13 years ago
I had a sub in 5th grade, I think it was. (Give me a break, it was 50 yrs ago.) She did nothing. I mean nothing. I sat in the back and my best bud sat at the front of my row. I chewed some paper into a ginormous spit wad. I had a rubber band from an alien planet. No one on earth made them that long or strong. Although not side by side, the distance between the sub’s head and my bud’s head was less than 2 feet. I sent said spitwad towards my bud’s head but missed. It also missed her head fortunately. It sailed between them and hit the blackboard with a loud “SPLAT”. She never looked up.
cybergal29 about 13 years ago
But you got your education well at the same time learned respect which is something that some kids today are not getting unless it involves them being on the receiving end of a lot of pain.
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
Three comments, no waiting:
1. Sighted sub, sank same.2. Toasted sub, anyone?3. Nerwin’s class’ motto: “Accept no substitutes.”