Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 14, 2001

Transcript:

"This guy in my dad's class says I'm a 'person of color.' But he didn't say which color." "So I went to the paint store adn got these little cards." "Now I know: I'm 'serengeti sunrise.'" "And I'm 'mango mist.'" "I'm 'fresco cream'!" "'October smoke'!" "'Honey butter.'" "I'm 'faust'!" "'Dappled mare'!" "Ha ha! I'm 'rolling thunder'!" "Woo hoo! I'm 'buff'!" "I guess we're all people of color! What am I?" "'Lagayulin'! And Mr. Spaetzle is 'woodgrain,' Miss Plainwell is 'gentle fawn...'" "And what is Mrs. Olsen?" "Mrs. Olsen is 'Old Foghorn.'" "She is not. Let me see." "Oh, 'classic lighthouse.' If Sherwin-Williams can take liberties, so can I."