Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 16, 2011

Without catlike agility,Bob plummets to his death.

just push a lot of Bobs until there is a nice slope of Bob corpses

I have come to the conclusion that being a croc named Bob is not a good thing, at least in the life expectancy department.

Not Bob again! Why is it always Bob??

Bob

Bob dies as often as Kenny on South Park.

And another Bob bites the dust! (How do these crocs keep up their numbers?)

@Sisyphos: They just keep bobbing up…

Yippie! The Crocs are back!

How to solve our national debt. Put a tax on all bad puns here.

Another BOBtale gone wrong, this time to bad essperimenting.

For the experiment, you’ll need a pack of Bobs…

Clever ? These are the CROCS we’re talking about here !

How do you get down from a wall?

How many times are they gonna keep killing Bob? Not that I’m complaining because 1: They deserve to lose and 2: I just like seeing Bob the Croc SUFFER!

They might as well put a red shirt on any croc named Bob

“Mr. Zeeba; tear down that wall”

Humpty Dumpty’s alias is Bob the Croc

I LOVE the crocs! So happy to see them again!

H’mmm….How to get over the wall?? Yeah, a rope should do it…or a ladder maybe…or use poor ol’ Bob like a mattress and land on him…

Dat bad break, Bob.

Wallop!

xxx

OMG! They killed Bob! Those Bustards!

Needa higher wall. Or as they say in gubmint, “Drain the swamp…”

see you next fall.

It’s good to see the crocs adopt the scientific method. Love the clipboard. Of course using a croc named Bob as the subject probably invalidates the experiment, given the short lifespan. Nevertheless…

that’s some serious gravity in Zeeba’s yard. Can’t be more that a 8 foot wall and Bob’s snout is planted good.

Had to look up what a group of crocs were.

Instead of a bevy of Bob’s..you call them a

“bask”,or a “float” of crocs..

Okay, they’ve ruled out the Humpty Dumpty method. Next is the Superman method – take a flying leap Bob.

Bob heem croco DIE al

I see that I’m much too late to make the Star Trek reference.

(But that didn’t stop me).

Bob the Crocodile stood on a wall.Bob the Crocodile had a great fall… but a lousy landing.

So, if the Security “Red Shirts” had such poor life expectancy in “Star Trek”, why did they change and have Command start wearing red? A subtle hint toward mutiny or something?

But in the end it was just another brick in the wall

how many crocs they would need to push on top of bob to be able to get down there?

How many Bobs have died?

or croc in the wall

49

56

57 dead crocs.

55

Dey essperimenting on how beeg the croc death count ees.

68

72 crocs

Owch