Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 23, 2011

Paying a fortune teller up front is never a good sign.

“…And don’t bother buying a calendar for next year.”

“Would you take an advance on my collection of vintage Beanie Babies?”

Hmm, that actually sounds like my HMO.

Actually, considering my avatar, I think he just fainted.

I proceeded to tell him his future then, As long as he was hangin around,I said, “The price of meat has just gone upAnd your old lady has just gone down”……

And no. I don’t Us dollars or citrus futures.

I think I’ve heard enough already, thanks.

Don’t worry, they will call you.

Can’t be too good if she wants cash in the next ten minutes!

Any good physic can see cash is in the cards.Entering the door suggests an check imbalance.

Nah, it IS Carrot Top.

She’s using cold (hard cash) reading.

I’m no psychic, but Bob’s future seems easy to read.

I am looking for an independently wealthy psychic…

Don’t buy green bananas!

motivation spells MONEY….and the future is for fools….

was he considering a BEAR hunting trip?

Precognition is like OWS, getting it 99% right, still means that 1% prevents changing the future for the “better”.

“For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you everything.”

I didn’t forget to credit the lyrics, I don’t do it on purpose to see who might recognize it or if not, to educate themselves by looking it up. I prefer to not stand in the way of someone’s journey down the beaten path of knowledge.

BTW, you are 2-0 on Zappa lyrics, but who’s keeping score?

Just got back from Billy The Mountain, let me take off my poncho and compliment crweaver on his “Don’t buy green bananas” line….Never heard that before…I’m stealing it….