Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 21, 2011

Don’t have your headache any more, do ya?

That potion wouldn’t be called “Scarlet Male Bovine,” would it?

Look at the bright side, Rodney. Now you’re a better moving target for the Huns.

It was a fly by night potion .

“Wiz’s potions gives you wings!”

Well, many headache remedies in the past DID include caffeine, so…

The potion must have contained Red Bull. Red Bull gives you wings (and tastes sickly).

I always wanted to fly, could I get some of that stuff?

Rod has been promoted from the infantry to commander of the air-corps

It’s an improvement.

You should have talked about possible side effects before taking the potion.

The Fink is gonna love this. “Fly, my cowardly monkeys!!”

As side effects go, that’s a pretty good one!

Dogsniff…that is SOOOO funny!!!!

Looks like that direct tv fairy on the commercials.

I wouldn’t mind that side effect… I would LOVE to fly south for the winter…

Yeah, and then Advil came out. Jerks.

Usually just the opposite. I heard of one guy, turning in for the night, handed his wife a glass of water and two asprins. “What’s that for? I don’t have a headache!” “Gotcha!”

I’d like a lifetime supply of those pills. Hope it doesn’t wear off in mid flight

i wanted to make a refrence to pibgorn, but i came up blank. oh well, im not as fast as the rest of you.

Same here—looks like a pretty fun one to me!

(ref Rodney) Bloody Fairy!

@Dogsniff, snerk! LOL.

tmi, dude, tmi