Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 01, 2011

Of course not — he’s male.,

Females are just as bad – if not badder.

No curtains? One way glass? Must be a poor neighborhood if they can’t afford a local pervert. Home invaders becoming worse in our area, Jan needs more than a cat to stand lookout according to our randy comments.

Some areas have to rent a pervert from neighborhoods with two of them.

The CAT controls the TV?

Better show over here…

Yep, we all know it’s “more badder”!

Hey, the bird moved to the other side of the house……….

You know, I say that to my dog all the time.

57 channels and nothin’ on.

With our cats, sometimes it isn’t a matter of changing the channel but of the picture being better on a different screen. That’s especially true for the Squirrel Channel.

The look on Luddy’s face says “Why are you pickin on me?” or it could be he’s thinking, "Man, what a bit…….>

They were showing reruns.

Don’t you understand, Janis? Luddy’s hoping that it’s still summer on one side of the house. Haven’t you read any Heinlein?

Just like my Luddi!

I can always tell when coyote, ‘coon, or other such creature is walking by the house – the cats run from window to window to follow it’s progress across the yard.