Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 20, 2011

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Good one, Radish!

    That’s no balogna!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Hey, the law is there just because of turkeys like him.

    It doesn’t say he can’t have one, just that he has to wait till he’s cooled off.

    Mmmm , I like turkeys when they’re cooled off….

    I mean, maybe I shouldn’t eat my fellow creatures….. but I can’t just quit cold turkey.

    OK OK…..lettuce forget I said that…

    Just a little stream of mayonnaise….. I mean consciousness… um…. slice of life……

    on wheat bread…..

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    dsidney49  about 13 years ago

    Deli slicers don’t kill people…

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    tiwonge  about 13 years ago

    It might have worked better with a hatchet?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Blackwolf and GoodQuestion — ♪ ♩ ♫…. ♪ ♬ …. :)

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    bmonk  about 13 years ago

    Today, ten days is more than you need. Five days is enough.

    I think his goose is cooked anyway.

    He’s hanging on by a wing and a prayer.

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