Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 24, 2011

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Same thing happens to me when I bring presents to Christmas dinner.

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    Nachikethass  almost 13 years ago

    Merry Christmas everyone!

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    gobblingup Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Expel some methane for a turbo boost…Merry Christmas everyone!

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    orinoco womble  almost 13 years ago

    Drive carefully, all , particularly if you have to drive on snow. Santa doesn’t have to deal with black ice but often we humans do. Turn into the skid.

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    mikehop23  almost 13 years ago

    Merry Christmas everybody and remember what the day really means.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    Don’t be outside when Santa comes. By the size of those reindeer, it will to raining “pellets” from them.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Doesn’t he usually stop in New Jersey to lighten the load during the return trip?

    :-P

    J/K

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