Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 28, 2011

That many blind women around, Blanche?

With a pretty woman like you Blanche why wouldhe need to start an affair?

What makes you think that Wiz isn’t having an affair, Blanche?

He just needs to DING!! a couple of more times to level up and get that 42-24-36 Uber Hussy that gives a 24-hour stamina drain. :)

How droll.

Can I take his place?

Have you ever noticed that its always the humans the troll? Poor trolls getting a bad rep.

Have you ever been experienced? Well I have…let me prove it to ya (guitar lead)

Geeks everywhere aspire to become a Wizard.Wiz wants to become a geek.

Wiz is going to fight to mount a troll?

Wiz has played too much Skyrim.

i wish my wife would have an affair…….but i don’t have the money that the other male ducks would charge me!!!

Is this some live action version of Dungeons and Dragons?

Rollin’ at the Trollin’…

When did “Wizard of Id” become “The Order of The Stick”?

Be careful what you wish for dear, I wish my man were still fighting mountain trolls.