Monty by Jim Meddick for December 08, 2011
December 07, 2011
December 09, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: It would be unethical to use infants to study how felines suck the souls out of babies, but hopefully your costume will prove effective. Feeling anything? Monty: No. Not yet. Woman: How about now? Monty: No. But I am smelling liver and giblets. Woman: And now? Monty: Suddenly I have the overwhelming desire to become either a pharmaceutical rep, a hedge fund manager or the producer of an infomercial for an ab-workout device...
Ida No about 13 years ago
5 minutes.
Steve Bartholomew about 13 years ago
Maybe a U.S. senator.
tattooedcyberidiot about 13 years ago
You know what’s unethical? Exposing that cat to Monty in a diaper
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Bye bye, soul! Monty has been regressed, progressed, and egressed to a cold, heartless flak!
Wenthral about 13 years ago
I thought Monty was allergic to cat hair, hence the reason he owns a hairless cat.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
don’t let Fleshy catch Monty sniffin another cat’s giblets…. it could end up pretty ugly… just sayin’
hometownk Premium Member about 13 years ago
This one is just plain dumb.
boldyuma about 13 years ago
Just ‘what’ exactly is Monty doing to that cat,or,
‘what’ is that cat doing to Monty?
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member about 13 years ago
Next we will test if dressing like a baby gives you baby soft skin.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member about 13 years ago
Well, at least they aren’t shooting cannons into people’s homes.