Monty by Jim Meddick for December 08, 2011

Transcript:

Woman: It would be unethical to use infants to study how felines suck the souls out of babies, but hopefully your costume will prove effective. Feeling anything? Monty: No. Not yet. Woman: How about now? Monty: No. But I am smelling liver and giblets. Woman: And now? Monty: Suddenly I have the overwhelming desire to become either a pharmaceutical rep, a hedge fund manager or the producer of an infomercial for an ab-workout device...