Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 23, 2011

And who or what exactly is he winning with this pick up line?

Probably chicks who are into rap music.

Anyway, it’s nice to see that even if you have been grafted into a human centipede, you can still enjoy a somewhat normal life:

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011/11/horse-of-course.html

What does that crap win? Not a winner in my book.

re: The Blog“I’ve been mad for f…ing years, absolutely years. I’ve been over the edge for yonks. Been working with bands so long, I think. Crikey… ”

“ I’ve always been mad, I know I’ve been mad, like the most of us are. It’s very hard to explain why you’re mad, even if you’re not mad."From “Dark Side of the Moon”

He was the hit of the potty.

Re: Sisters;It’s their comfy shoes, of course.

At least he’s consistent with his themes.

In grades 1 through 8, the nuns who taught me wore habits just like those of the Poor Clares of Perpetual Adoration, only they were the Sisters of the Third Order of St. Francis. Go figure. And wow, look at those habits on the sisters of the Order of St. Michael the Archangel! Nuns’ vestments have sure come a long way, all the way to the 1970s.

Mining the rich aliteration alley for allure he stepped in …oh well good pickup lines are hard to mine

Dear nice Mr. whaletail:I don’t think that nice Mr. eric sanders called my Rotty a moron yesterday. At best I think he called him half a moron. (and if you only knew the anguish that boy could cause a mother you might not think half was enough).Rotty is soon to be between marriages again, and reading yesterday’s FA sent him tailspinning into another pasta binge (Vlad just called – he found Rotty in a dumpster behind Cupini’s on Westport Road in Kansas City about 3:00 a.m. this morning, rooting around for discarded Mostaccioli Bolognese). However, I’m certain that today’s FA will give him new hope (and ammunition) in his never ending quest for suitable feminine companionship.An early “Happy Thanksgiving” to all in FA Nation (I’ll be too busy duck hunting in the morning, cooking at midday, and driving to Baton Rouge tomorrow night to do much posting). Please remember to be nice, mind your mothers, and keep those with pasta-related dependencies in your thoughts and prayers on this long holiday weekend.Sincerely,Rotifer’s MotherP.S. If you decide to follow FB’s helpful tip on SQUIRREL-PROOFING YOUR BIRDFEEDERS, please remember to wash your hands BEFORE using the restroom.

The origin of the term potty mouth revolves around FA. I knew it!

In Teresa’s nun parade, she forgot the Sister’s of Perpetual indulgence.

I hear he knows how to look out for number one, but keeps stepping in number two

That’s the first thing I thought when I saw those pics, so you are probably right.

This whole thing really puts me in a brown mood!