Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 27, 2011

If it wasn’t for bad luck, you’d have no luck at all, Broomie.

Some people are blessed….and then there’s Broomie.

How has she survived 1500 years with the kind of luck she has?

Asleep at the broom again, eh, Broomie? Can this episode come to a happy conclusion?

Guess who’s coming to be dinner.

They’ll take one sniff of her and throw up.

Dance on their noses Broomie.

Now would be a great time for that broom to zoom back into the picture.

Broomie has got to have a seatbelt installed on that broom

Witch ever one gets her is going to get a wicked case of gas.

As often as Broomie falls off her broom. she should have a safety net installed.

That was the island that was going to save her?

Theme from Wizard of Oz The part with the house and the witch comes to mind.

Don’t worry, Broomie; right after you land in the water, it’ll be so polluted that the sharks will either flee or die. (Remember, kids, bad hygiene can save your life!)