Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 09, 2011
December 08, 2011
December 10, 2011
Transcript:
Lucy: I've got an idea on how to kick-start massive support for your anti-homework and brussels sprouts campaign... Danae: Cool... how? Lucy: Step one, get a camera set to record a video to upload and go viral... done, now, step two... Danae: Well... ? Lucy: Ever notice how there's never a cop with pepper spray around when you really want one? Danae: OK... quittin' time.
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Hmmm. Dec 9th. Day late, aren’t you? Maybe it was procrastinatorial.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Litterbox Lucy finally has Danae’s number. Pepper spray is at least somewhat worse than having to eat brussels sprouts.
vwdualnomand almost 13 years ago
fox news says that pepper spray is food. uc-davis was spray painting those kids with pepper spray like he was detailing a car. uc-davis chancellor talks like hitler. but, you can use pepper spray when you are at walmart and they only have 1 xbox 360 on sale, and you can pepper spray everybody so you can buy it for little johnny for xmas.
roctor almost 13 years ago
My theory of only cloven hoofs use technology is vindicated.
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
Quittin’ time? Good idea. Pack up the tent and go home. No pepper spray there. ;-)
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
Danae complaining works, become a psychologist. That will be $200 please.
ReaderLady almost 13 years ago
She can’t be qutting now. The parks haven’t been trashed, no mom and pop stores have had their windows broken, and no preschoolers were terrorized. Lucy could’ve at least pooped on one cop car.
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Being allergic to Capsicum, and the advanced “chemical enhancement” of so-called “pepper spray” being MUCH stronger than anything in nature, don’t find the stuff amusing. Besides, Danae might prefer a “street sweeper”. Never go to Wal Mart without a stun gun, they drop like flies and you can just walk away if your sneaky.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
SH, seriously? Pigs?…How old are you? You should know that using that term to describe those who choose to serve and protect and go after the bad guys, isn’t groovy any more……Seriously, Pigs? Whoa…
MelvinLott almost 13 years ago
Nice beard, Wiley
Pygar almost 13 years ago
Haven’t seen anyone on the receiving end who hadn’t volunteered. Speech may be free… venue comes with restrictions. Respect them. Hint: roads, sidewalks, and bridges are intended for viatic use. It would be a rare city that would not set aside a free speech zone for any law abiding assembly with the needed permit(s).
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“I put pepper on my steak”
Jean Chretien, PM of Canada