♪♫_You’re a mean one Mr. GrinchYou really are a heel.You’re as cuddly as a cactus,And as charming as an eel,Mr. Grinch!You’re a bad banana,With a greasy black peel!You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch!Your heart’s an empty hole.Your brain is full of spiders.You’ve got garlic in your soul,Mr. Grinch!I wouldn’t touch youWith a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch!You have termites in your smile.You have all the tender sweetnessOf a seasick crocodile,Mr. Grinch!Given the choice between the two of you,I’d take the seasick crocodile!You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch!You’re a nasty, wasty skunk!Your heart is full of unwashed socks.Your soul is full of gunk,Mr. Grinch!The three words that best describe youAre as follows, and I quote,“Stink, stank, stunk!”You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch!You’re the king of sinful sots!Your heart’s a dead tomato,Splotched with moldy, purple spots,Mr. Grinch!Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,Overflowing with the most disgracefulassortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!With a nauseous super naus!You’re a crooked jerky jockey,And you drive a crooked hoss,Mr. Grinch!You’re a three-decker sauerkrautand toadstool sandwich,With arsenic sauce!_♪♫
comicgos almost 13 years ago
That’s for SURE!
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
Isn’t that cute? They’re sharing the same chair.
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
I always knew the Grinch wasn’t from My Generation.
alviebird almost 13 years ago
…..I hope I die before I get old…….
Too late.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
♪♫_You’re a mean one Mr. GrinchYou really are a heel.You’re as cuddly as a cactus,And as charming as an eel,Mr. Grinch!You’re a bad banana,With a greasy black peel!You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch!Your heart’s an empty hole.Your brain is full of spiders.You’ve got garlic in your soul,Mr. Grinch!I wouldn’t touch youWith a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch!You have termites in your smile.You have all the tender sweetnessOf a seasick crocodile,Mr. Grinch!Given the choice between the two of you,I’d take the seasick crocodile!You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch!You’re a nasty, wasty skunk!Your heart is full of unwashed socks.Your soul is full of gunk,Mr. Grinch!The three words that best describe youAre as follows, and I quote,“Stink, stank, stunk!”You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch!You’re the king of sinful sots!Your heart’s a dead tomato,Splotched with moldy, purple spots,Mr. Grinch!Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,Overflowing with the most disgracefulassortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!With a nauseous super naus!You’re a crooked jerky jockey,And you drive a crooked hoss,Mr. Grinch!You’re a three-decker sauerkrautand toadstool sandwich,With arsenic sauce!_♪♫
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
Grinch wasn’t a Happy Jack.
stp1957 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I don’t get the Townshend comment?
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
No one knows what it’s likeTo be the bad Grinch,To be the sad Grinch,Behind green eyes…