Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 06, 2009

“Would you like one or two goose eggs on your head Andy”?

Mallet and chisel? What’s Andy trying to say?

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People like that remain in my sphere 5 seconds tops.

dkram, that Flo’s cooking is lousy and he needs a mallet and chisel to eat rather than knife and fork. If I were Flo I’d use the mallet and chisel on him!

It’s mallet to the right and chisel to the left if you’re right-handed. T’other way around for southpaws.

Come come… Give Andy credit for setting the table if for nothing else.

I had a friend who lived in England for several years. He learned the hard way that telling a hostess the meal was “very tastey” is not a compliment.

I’m surprised Andy is actually doing something useful.

I agree, Andy is actually helpiing Flo for once, didn’t know he had it in him. Of course, he could have cut the sarcasm!

I think the chisel and mallet, confused ones, is for getting through that THICK, CANNOT-CUT-WITH-A-FORK pie that Flo Capp made.

In my opinion, I think the chisel goes on the left and mallet on the right.

Andy just wanted an out he doesn’t want to help Flo at all. For me my hubby who is retired does at lot, I work pt still can’t get full time but Christmas is coming.

Nice to know Flo’s cooking is as bad as her mothers.