Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 06, 2009

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    “Would you like one or two goose eggs on your head Andy”?

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    Mallet and chisel? What’s Andy trying to say?

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    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    People like that remain in my sphere 5 seconds tops.

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    alondra  almost 15 years ago

    dkram, that Flo’s cooking is lousy and he needs a mallet and chisel to eat rather than knife and fork. If I were Flo I’d use the mallet and chisel on him!

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    McGehee  almost 15 years ago

    It’s mallet to the right and chisel to the left if you’re right-handed. T’other way around for southpaws.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    Come come… Give Andy credit for setting the table if for nothing else.

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    lazygrazer  almost 15 years ago

    I had a friend who lived in England for several years. He learned the hard way that telling a hostess the meal was “very tastey” is not a compliment.

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    gjsjr41  almost 15 years ago

    I’m surprised Andy is actually doing something useful.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I agree, Andy is actually helpiing Flo for once, didn’t know he had it in him. Of course, he could have cut the sarcasm!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 15 years ago

    I think the chisel and mallet, confused ones, is for getting through that THICK, CANNOT-CUT-WITH-A-FORK pie that Flo Capp made.

    In my opinion, I think the chisel goes on the left and mallet on the right.

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    kab2rb  almost 15 years ago

    Andy just wanted an out he doesn’t want to help Flo at all. For me my hubby who is retired does at lot, I work pt still can’t get full time but Christmas is coming.

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    G.V.007  almost 15 years ago

    Nice to know Flo’s cooking is as bad as her mothers.

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