Fred Basset by Alex Graham for December 19, 2011

Don’t even hum.

OOOOOWWWWWWW!

you’ve been warned.

He has problems with the "L"s anyway. Fred is waiting for “Gloria in Excelsis Deo”.

Those aren’t event he right words anyway. Sheesh, I thought everybody knew how that particular Christmas Carol goes…

Deck us all with Boston Charlie.

Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!

Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,

Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don’t we know archaic barrel

Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?

Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,

Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,

Polly wolly cracker ‘n’ too-da-loo!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,

Antelope Cantaloupe, ’lope with you!

Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly gaggin’ on the wagon,

Willy, folly go through!

Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,

Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

Dunk us all in bowls of barley,

Hinky dinky dink an’ polly voo!

Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie,

Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,

Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!

Tizzy seas on melon collie!

Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

Pogo revisited…great!