Monty by Jim Meddick for December 14, 2011

I think the germs won.

I’m waiting for the cannon ball experiment.

Monty, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger—maybe even strong enough to escape from the OWI!

isn’t there some old wives tale about women that hang out in mens restrooms?

If I ever end up designing a mens room, I’m choosing yellow tiles for the floor.

I thought they were going to drop them into the urinal.

The second panel looks like they have brown square yo-yos.

This strip has really gone downhill.

Monty, yer in a lot of trouble.

you sure that was a fig bar Monty?

Where’s Fleshy, Sedgwick Nuttingham IV and Pilsner? I miss them.

Already been proven — the researches won an Ig Nobel Prize for it! http://www.aces.uiuc.edu/news/stories/news2467.html

Monty must be reee-ally short on cash

Five second rule only applies to dry surfaces in an area where eating is normal, OR… it is unlikely to pic up feces or urine!!

While there will be substantially more germs on something the longer it lies on a contaminated surface, 5 seconds is still enough time to collect enough germs to make you sick.

One, one thousand, two one thousand,…………. Fleshy!! Leave that alone! No!….let the mouse be, now go outside and bother Master Sedgwick…… now where was I? Oh yes. … five one thousand! OK, where’s that cookie?

All this, and they’re also demonstrating the effect of gravity on a Fig Newton!

Eeww! Look like Testes flies… umm, Tsetse flies to me…