Monty by Jim Meddick for December 14, 2011

Transcript:

Woman: We're testing the "5-second rule"... if dropped food is picked up within five seconds, it won't accumulate germs... when I say "now," drop your fig bars on the restroom tiles. OK... now! OK! Quickly pick up and start eating! Woman: That seemed a tad long... I was counting one one thousand, two one thousand... Woman: OK, I see the problem... the second is glitchy... I bet the battery's low...