Monty by Jim Meddick for December 16, 2011
Transcript:
Moondog: You got laid off from the Old Wives' Institute? Monty: We were examining the link between toads and warts when a freak accident occurred. Moondog: Ahhh! Get away! I don't wanna catch warts! Monty: Warts aren't contagious... that's just an old wives' tale... Moondog: Yeah... well, so is the toad-handling theory... Monty: OH, right. Good point. Internal logic. Moondog: What are you doing? Monty: I'm canceling plans with my cycle club to go bike shorts-shopping tomorrow afternoon.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Good non-plan, Monty. You might in fact want to lock yourself in your home for a few days.
Commentator about 13 years ago
Monty is probably wearing one of his Star Wars outfits.
V-Beast about 13 years ago
How do handle a hungry toad?The toad handler.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Can you buy case lots of Compound-W?
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Well, his tongue looks ok – from the panel. So I guess he wasn’t cursed with the warts going EVERYWHERE!