Monty by Jim Meddick for December 16, 2011
December 15, 2011
December 17, 2011
Transcript:
Moondog: You got laid off from the Old Wives' Institute? Monty: We were examining the link between toads and warts when a freak accident occurred. Moondog: Ahhh! Get away! I don't wanna catch warts! Monty: Warts aren't contagious... that's just an old wives' tale... Moondog: Yeah... well, so is the toad-handling theory... Monty: OH, right. Good point. Internal logic. Moondog: What are you doing? Monty: I'm canceling plans with my cycle club to go bike shorts-shopping tomorrow afternoon.
Monty is probably wearing one of his Star Wars outfits.