Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 04, 2011

In spite of them looking like dominant herbivores, actually they serve Man.

“We have a bone to pick with you, Earthling.”

"So what’s yer beef?….

Aw c’mon, just ribbin’ ya….Don’t have a cow."

And that’s how Earth became “Planet of the Cows”.

As long as they’re not Cownamits, he’s got a chance.

I never saw a Purple Cow.I never hope to see one.But I can tell you this right now…“Oh, crud.”

Hey….it could happen….

Cows with Gunshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

Caption should say" I wonder what their beef is about?"

This ain’t no bull.

That’s a load of bull.Would I steer you wrong?

Glad I bought all that stock in Chick-Fil-A

Love it!

Good one!!

I don’t get it.

O good. They’re are guns. I was afraid for a moment that they were banjos.

Cow and Roses

Time to make like a cow flop and hit the trail partner.

Thanks Colonel….

and Larry, OK I spot the Goonerism yesterday but I don’t get “Cownamints.”

Clue?

Number Six said, about 12 head ago‘Close Encounters Of The Herd Kind.’★★★★☆

Where is that ranch, in Bull livia?

why are they purple……?