“Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…”“I see the bird, but come on, that’s no plane. My boyfriend’s a carpenter, and I know a plane when I see one.”
“Hey Mary? So I was like up in the balcony for Choir? And I was right next to God, y’know? And He like said He likes you? Y’know, I mean He LIKES you likes you? And so He like told me to give you this note? ’Cause like He knows we have Bible Study together?”“OMG, after Joseph I am like SO over the ‘older man’ thing.”
Veridian almost 13 years ago
Careful there Mary..He just Might un"Friend" you on Faithbook.. :-)
bluskies almost 13 years ago
“No thanks. I’m a virgin and plan to stay that way, and besides, I have my career to think of.”
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Fortunately for Mary, God changed His initial plan for her to have Quintuplets.
zero almost 13 years ago
That @#%&*! Spanish Inquisition sure shook a lot of people up
StelBel almost 13 years ago
@ MerryMarg (from yesterday): yes, it’s there, but……………………………………..why? lol (I’d like to think it was Peale that was a little twisted, not G.W.)
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
she’ll call him back when she finishes the chapter in the book.
StelBel almost 13 years ago
Didn’t know they had talk balloons in the 16th c.
finale almost 13 years ago
“Please tell God that I HAVE been watering the plant he sent”
blackdawne almost 13 years ago
Mary: I have a stain on my robe. Looks like bird shit.Angel: The Man upstairs owns a dry cleaners. Need a coupon?
libbydog almost 13 years ago
“But I thought talking to plants really helped”
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…”“I see the bird, but come on, that’s no plane. My boyfriend’s a carpenter, and I know a plane when I see one.”
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!”“We don’t need no water, let the Almighty burn!BURN, ALMIGHTY! BURN!”
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Mary obeyed the Lord and carried the Lord Jesus in her womb.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“Hey Mary? So I was like up in the balcony for Choir? And I was right next to God, y’know? And He like said He likes you? Y’know, I mean He LIKES you likes you? And so He like told me to give you this note? ’Cause like He knows we have Bible Study together?”“OMG, after Joseph I am like SO over the ‘older man’ thing.”
mjpundit almost 13 years ago
Monty Python did it better.
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
Mary: “Shhh! Can’t you see I’m studying my Bible?”
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
“Oh! God sent me flowers! How sweet!”