F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 22, 2011

Food Hos aren’t rare. What kind of pointer is that?

Ever hear of a knife, Mac?

I prefer a shovel.

By the look on her face, I’d say this is a blind date going downhill fast.

Ah yes, the food hoe. Perfect for coralling the peas onto the fork.

“I eat my peas with honey; I’ve done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.”

Does it come with a food pimp?

Another bad blind date for Bev.

hereaho thereaho make you wana hideyho

I wish a man showed me his food hoe on a date.

For very large dishes, a food rototiller is called for.

Good thing there’s not a comma after “food”.