Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 24, 2011
December 23, 2011
December 25, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: Hey, Petey! You're not asleep, right? I've been thinking about this Santa Claus thing, and I've decided he's kind of a doofus! I mean, sure he's a nice guy and all but - Noise: RAARATRATTLEL - Alice: What's that? Noise: RARATTLETRARTTLE! Alice: It's Santa! He's here! He heard me! He's downstairs filling my stocking with gravel! Petey: Huh? Alice: I'll be good! Here I go, back to bed! I'm already asleep! Petey: Alice, it's not Santa... it's pasta falling - oh, never mind...
margueritem about 13 years ago
Let her think it’s gravel.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Gravel’s the rock bottom stocking stuffer.
Catfeet Premium Member about 13 years ago
Most likely coal, not gravel.
Ida No about 13 years ago
Don’t look too closely at the star, it could be a cockroach eating the pasta.
MisterFweem about 13 years ago
Nothing sets the tone for the holidays better than a little paranoia.
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
Bad little kids get gravel. Bad older kids get coal.
doc white about 13 years ago
Sales at the coal co. are way up this time of the year. Gravel, not so much.MARRY CHRISTMAS
Jkiss about 13 years ago
Yep, be smart and keep your mouth shut Petey. You won’t hear from Alice again till at least 4:30 or 5.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Growing up is a process of confronting major and minor life lessons. And a stern Santa. Nighty-night!
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
Petey, the only kid who can actually sleep soundly on the night before Christmas…
APersonOfInterest about 13 years ago
Good morning gang. - A Festive Kwanzaa, Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah to one and all.
V-Beast about 13 years ago
its the leader of the pastafarians! the great flying spaghetti monster!
rwgtcg about 13 years ago
Perfect!!!
chanac about 13 years ago
Someone really needs to tell her the story of Krampus and Belly Slitter
zsteelie Premium Member about 13 years ago
Nothing says Merry Christmas like falling macaroni!
WaitingMan about 13 years ago
“…this Santa Claus thing…”?!?!?!
rolleg about 13 years ago
Perfect soundtrack for Queen Rattlebasket.