I guess Jeezus decided to jump out of Tebow’s back pocket and join the other side. God: Stop goveling! What are you doing now?King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.God: Well, don’t. It’s just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off! Every time I try to talk to someone it’s “sorry this” and “forgive me that” and “I’m not worthy”…
Too, too funny! I know Tebow is thanking his diety for the opportunity, not asking for a win, as it looks (so he says). But he could do it privately. Just him and his god. His exhibition smacks of side show and draws us to use parenthesis.
When he does good, he thanks the Lord.He didn’t do so good & thanked his teammates.Might want to thank the team more,when they block the rush & catch the pass.
Saw a great post in reference to someone who had “tebowed” and was carrying on about it. A friend said, “You mean you got your * kicked by Alabama and cried?” For those of us who live in Central Florida and are not part of the self-absorbed “Gator Nation”, this guy wore out his welcome years ago, and wasn’t near the athlete as his one time back-up & later Heisman Trophy winner/Nat’l Champion quarterback Cam Newton. With all this talk of “tebowing” sweeping the country it, brings back memories of a classic Joan Baez song, “With God on Our Side”.
chireef over 12 years ago
though it does explain what those kids were doing in school
johncsi over 12 years ago
Every time the media rags on Tebow he gets more popular…
vwdualnomand over 12 years ago
tebow is a joke. wish he would stop kneeling and praying on everything. does he do that before driving so, that there won’t be any traffic?
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
Saturday Night Live did a great sketch on the subject of Tebow.
runar over 12 years ago
I guess Jeezus decided to jump out of Tebow’s back pocket and join the other side. God: Stop goveling! What are you doing now?King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.God: Well, don’t. It’s just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off! Every time I try to talk to someone it’s “sorry this” and “forgive me that” and “I’m not worthy”…
Thehag over 12 years ago
Too, too funny! I know Tebow is thanking his diety for the opportunity, not asking for a win, as it looks (so he says). But he could do it privately. Just him and his god. His exhibition smacks of side show and draws us to use parenthesis.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 12 years ago
When he does good, he thanks the Lord.He didn’t do so good & thanked his teammates.Might want to thank the team more,when they block the rush & catch the pass.
jdholm3 over 12 years ago
Shouldnt all his stats and wins have an asterisk next to them- *"assisted by God"
Thutmosisiii over 12 years ago
Saw a great post in reference to someone who had “tebowed” and was carrying on about it. A friend said, “You mean you got your * kicked by Alabama and cried?” For those of us who live in Central Florida and are not part of the self-absorbed “Gator Nation”, this guy wore out his welcome years ago, and wasn’t near the athlete as his one time back-up & later Heisman Trophy winner/Nat’l Champion quarterback Cam Newton. With all this talk of “tebowing” sweeping the country it, brings back memories of a classic Joan Baez song, “With God on Our Side”.