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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 23, 2011
Transcript:
B.D.: You know we're leaving behind 5,000 security contractors, don't you? The mercs are still dipping their beaks! For years to come, we'll be spending billions on a private army to protect ourselves from the people we liberated! Ray: What do you think those guys make, anyway? B.D.: $200K plus. Easy. Ray: Man! Too bad I have brain damage. B.D.: Yeah, you'd be perfect.
BE THIS GUY about 13 years ago
The war is listed on the NYSE.
Bill the Butcher about 13 years ago
Thatâs some âliberationâ BD took part in. Serves him right, really. Him and the others. They werenât conscripts and they have no defence of being compelled to participate in an illegal and criminal war of aggression.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
Note how cleverly Trudeau works facts out of the mouth of BD, who, if anything, probably AGREES that starting the âshockânâaweâ war was good national policy. A stupid interpretation would conflate Trudeauâs own personal convictions in this matter with those of BD.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
Welcome to Doonesbury comments.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
â⊠âMercâ (pronounced âmurkâ) was short for âMercuryâ, the mid-line car from Ford. Iâm sure that here it means âmercenaryâ but Iâm wondering how itâs pronounced. âMurkâ.
Varnes about 13 years ago
Thatâs what all soldiers should be paid!
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Stimulating the private army economy.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
âA mind, a thought, a personal interestâŠ. Carry OnâŠ." An FBI, an NSA, a CSS informant? . . . Carry off . . . .
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
â⊠Ray has brain damage ⊠most of the [GOPpers] running have some form of mental aberrationâŠâ Even with his brain damage, Rayâs nowhere near THAT stupid.
roctor about 13 years ago
Armed security guards are hardly mercenaries. Who will protect them when things go awry? And they will.The Iraqcourt system?
jimwill0803 about 13 years ago
People are going to be talking about George Bushâs war for generations. What a complete and wasted **** up! Itâs his real legacy.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
And the plural, murses, would rhyme with purses or, worse, burses, which are money-vacuums. Yur munny, taxpayer!
Gokie5 about 13 years ago
Hey guys, look at this weekâs Tom the Dancing Bug strip. Now THATâS something to comment about, too.
tigre1 about 13 years ago
Machiavelli had some good comments about âmercsâ. Still true.Some good words about forts versus colonizers, too. Lots of stupidity in our cultureâs attitude toward other countries.
Historically we ran out of people to fight on this land mass, and the only thing you can do with soldiers is export them.
Maybe some day weâll have people who know how to governagain and weâll really get some CCC work done.
MeanwhileâŠyou know that expression⊠that what we read brings our minds together? to all who share TrudeauâŠmay your Holidaze for you and yours be merry and bright!
May the finest and holiest guide our actions. And thanks, GBT.
Malcolm Hall about 13 years ago
Whatâs the symbol for war? GOP? Iâd like to pick up a few shares.
FriscoLou about 13 years ago
Wake up People! Thereâs not much time left, and all you can do is bicker.
Go out and make some kidâs holiday ⊠while supplies last.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
Assertion: Preachers ought to mind their own business. Answer: Preachers are as much a part of the economy as anybody else. Thus, from an economistâs point of view, it would seem, they ARE minding their own business â by filling a demand (people wanting to purchase, via tithes and offerings, the services of pastors, a part of whose duties include preaching.
Dtroutma about 13 years ago
âCorporate Warriorsâ by P.W. Singer is a worthwhile read on the topic. I was offered a job in â69, but respectfully declined, even though the money offered was outstanding!
I enlisted at a time of war (volunteer army?) and noted the French Foreign Legion, as in the folks who REALLY fought for the French in Vietnam, and north Africa, were NOT French, except for the officers, by French law. They were âmercsâ, and likewise most African ârevolutionariesâ were, and are, also âmercsâ. So, now at least American (and more foreign registered) war corporations WILL hire Americans, and share the wealth. Itâs also about the history of war, and âmercsâ are indeed an ancient âtraditionâ. In the old days, brain damage wouldnât have restricted Ray from signing up.
markpirkl about 13 years ago
@Bill the Butchersome of us signed up because it was the right thing to do, no complaint, but I have a request â lighten up!
basshwy about 13 years ago
âŠand no other politician in the history of the world wasnât?
route66paul about 13 years ago
let us remember that some of the American âmercsâ in Rhodesia were actually CIA operatives who had taken a leave of absence from the American military. You can chalk that up as another war the US lost.
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
âis that why the English have always had to rely on United States troops to pull their chestnuts out of the fire, from World War One on?â
Iâm not sure what your point is, as a response to Billâs comment, but itâs kind of inane. We came late to the dance in both World Wars, and the biggest advantage we offered was fresh meat. The landing at Normandy succeeded by simply throwing bodies on the beach until the Germans ran out of bullets, and after four years of war (including aerial combat over their own population center) the British simply didnât have the expendables we did. The fortitude the British displayed, as an Army and a nation, during the years we sat on the sidelines cannot be overstated. When we showed up to âpull their chestnuts out of the fireâ, the appropriate response from them would have been âThanks ever so much, but itâs bloody well about time, innit?â
basshwy about 13 years ago
And Japan, and Australia, and lots of places in the Middle East. UmâŠthere seems to be a pattern emerging hereâŠ
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
The military of the United States is deployed in more than 1501 countries around the world, with more than 369,000 of its 1,580,2552 active-duty personnel serving outside the United States and its territories. Most of these overseas personnel are deployed in combat zones in the Middle east, as part of the âWar on Terrorâ. Many of the remainder are located at installations activated during the Cold War, by which the US government sought to counter the Soviet Union in the aftermath of World War II. Source: Wikipedia
ClayManBob about 13 years ago
Same pronunciation.
rhmaustin about 13 years ago
Why canât I access Doonesbury in the usual GoComics fashion? I get a notice to try again later, but thatâs been going on for weeks now. I have to go to Comics Home and cursor down to the Doonesbury listing there in order to see it. This site is too buggy!
basshwy about 13 years ago
News just in:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-12-24/trump-changes-voter-registration-to-independent/3746384
Bozy1 about 13 years ago
A war is a terrible thing to waste
basshwy about 13 years ago
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DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
 Exclusive: President Obama Requested the Removal of Indefinite Military Detention Exemptions for US Citizens Read entire article at: http://us.mg3.mail.yahoo.com/neo/launch?.rand=441815779&clmigstart=20110628
Whitecamry about 13 years ago
Why not? The Romans did and look ⊠no, wait ⊠oh, never mind!
Whitecamry about 13 years ago
Do mercs have unions? Or is that so â20th Centuryâ?