Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 17, 1991
November 16, 1991
November 18, 1991
Transcript:
Luann: Dear diary: is there some grand reason for my existence? Some noble purpose? Luann: And if there is, will knowledge of algebra be required? Bernice: Luann, do you ever think about the big heavy duty questions of life? Like, what happens when we die? And where were we before we were born? Luann: Hm. Bernice: Is there such a thing as free will? Is time travel possible?Luann: Exactly how much plastic surgery has Michael Jackson had? Bernice: How did the universe begin? IS there life on other planets? Luann: How come they can make laser grocery scanner but they can't make shopping carts roll straight? Bernice: What caused dinosaurs to become extinct? Luann: Why do girl's clothes button opposite of boy's clothes? Should toilet paper hang on the spool with the paper going over the front or down the back? Bernice: Is there a common conscious? Luann: How can Donald Duck have 3 nephews if he doesn't have a brother? If corn oils made of corn, what's baby oil made of? Luann: and why do socks disappear in the laundry? And why do boys pick their nose but girls don't? Luann: And why are schools always painted yucky colors? And why are you looking at me that way?
Mikeyj over 12 years ago
Right, Dumbella Duck (Della for short), created in 1938 by Al Taliaferro<<Artist for the Donald Duck newspaper comic strip (Well, she’s never shown, except as a name on a telegram to Donald, explaining that her darling triplets were coming to visit…while their Father recovers from injuries they caused him!)
overtherainbow about 12 years ago
Girls do pick their noses.
saphira8 almost 12 years ago
Toilet paper goes over the front.
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
To Bernice’s questions:-
1. only if you want it2. if we can travel at least 98% of the speed of light, then it would be possible3. The universe began from a giant explosion called the Big Bang4. There probably is, since there are millions of planets like ours, we just haven’t discovered them5. Dinosaurs became extinct from either a giant asteroid crashing into the planet or by an Ice Age
12515527 6 months ago
There’s a difference between “Deep thoughts” and “Shower thoughts”.