Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 10, 2012

even I know that won’t happen.

LMAO Nate! No one will ever believe that, they know you pretty well.

Like that’ll happen!!!! Nate can’t improve his locker nor his detention reputation

Just look to the right folks: “Nate is 11 years old, four-and-a-half feet tall, and the all-time record holder for detentions in school history.”

The one thing that blurb leaves out is “delusional” but then, what American male of any age isn’t?

All right, I confess. That was quoting my wife.

That will never happen while Mrs. Godfrey’s standing. She’ll never respect you!! She’ll give you detention even if you get into the slightous trouble.

I’m gonna hold you to that promise. See you on TV!

Don’t feel bad, Nate. On the bright side, everybody likes reading this comic to see what you did to get in detention.

Well, a Waaaaahahaha moment!! And it’s only Tuesday!! WooHoo!!

i made a new year’s resolution..and i KEPT it !!!!!My resolution was that i was going to listen to my wife for 10 minutes…and i DID IT !!!!! Now, i don’t have to listen to her the rest of the YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t make resolutions at New Year’s. I make them as I need them.

Nah, I call that a sense of realism. ;-)

Yeah and he’ll take Jenny on a date.

I’m taking bets on how long this one lasts. I got January 12.

What we have here is a lack of a realistic resolution.

That’s almost impossible for Nate.

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

by next month you would of gotten atleast one detention nate.

start small