Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 09, 2012

Someone is going to die!

When she finds out, he will be shell shocked.

When she chases him and he has to run away, he better hope she runs slower.

Dead man walking.

First laugh of the morning :)

I saw a car with a big red bow on it, parked in the street on Christmas morning. Given the make, it probably runs like a turtle…

Like punchbuggy except big time.

It’s called : :Yabba Dabba Dooo!

Wrapping paper courtesy of the kids’ school fundraiser.

Ugh. Lee.

And, yes… he is toast.

Down doo be do let downcomin comin down doo be do let downMaking up is hard to do

I feel for her. I would rather have a Volkswagen Beetle than a giant turtle sculpture. Look out dude, here we come.

oh man, haven’t seen this much trouble brewing in this comic since the one where a guy with a dinner tray in his hands was just about to sit on top of a cat.

Better to be “out of body” than out of Booty !!!

He is so stupid.

“Dagnabbit—and you got my hopes up, too!”

Made me laugh, as my Random comic tonight.