Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 02, 2012
December 31, 2011
January 03, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: So you've got me. Was it just to show me the impressive handling of your goon car? Man: My boss, the guy you put in jail, his trial is in 48 hours. You're going to free him before then. We'll be watching every move you make, just like Sting! If you fail? You'll never see your family again - unless little exploded pieces count. Trust me, it's gonna be sloppy. 48 hours, Haywire, or else. Here's a present to get you started! Rip: Ow! Next time, just get me an olive garden gift certificate!
Bender_Sastre over 12 years ago
Something tells me Dutch and Cobra’ll’ve handled things while Rip is trying to work his way out of this.
Mongo over 12 years ago
Olive Garden??
Rip, why would you want that kind of death??
Kydex29 over 12 years ago
Death by Olive Garden… I can think of worse fates.
tototu over 12 years ago
People are always telling me I’m from Big Whoop
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Yikes! Here’s hoping the only Big Whoops will be of victory when Rip (and family?) finally gets a chance to pop a top off a tallboy can of whoop-you-know-what!
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
HUGPOUNCESZZZ Haywire Hooligans, and what a way to start off the New Year, a fresh adventure and Dutch and Cobra working in the background. Dan IS the Man! What an awesome strip!!!
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
Dorian, what have you done with Veridian? lol I bet he’s at Olive Garden getting a gift certificate!
mntim over 12 years ago
These bad guys don’t seem to be do-it-yourselfers.