He looked, and saw a pail rider…The body is in fluxus mortis.He asked to be cryonated, but he can’t afford it, so he’ll receive a pour funeral and be interred in a cementary.
Ah, but where’s the corpus delicti? If the body evaporates, how do we know that there ever was one in the first place? Maybe the woolen’s being pulled over our eyes!
Actually, in terms of suspects, I think we can rule out the sponge people, the whiskey and water people, and the residents of the Desert Planet. First thing those guys would do is dispose of the evidence.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Your theory doesn’t hold water, Brewster. You’re all wet. There’s no use in crying over spilled snowmen.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
This is right up Brewster’s alley!
Kali39 almost 13 years ago
BREWSTER: Hmm, needs some scotch…
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He looked, and saw a pail rider…The body is in fluxus mortis.He asked to be cryonated, but he can’t afford it, so he’ll receive a pour funeral and be interred in a cementary.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
He was liquidated…
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Quick, Brewster, kick the bucket!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
Any way we can water down this mystery? LOL. SOMEBODY STOP ME! LOL.
wraith13 almost 13 years ago
all in all … it’s water under the bridge
Ray_C almost 13 years ago
Maybe it was just too much salt in his diet.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Ah, but where’s the corpus delicti? If the body evaporates, how do we know that there ever was one in the first place? Maybe the woolen’s being pulled over our eyes!
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
If they poured him in a mold and re-froze him, would that qualify as reincarnation?
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Could be he died from exposure to dihydrogen oxide.
phuhknees almost 13 years ago
Awash in bad puns, the comments today are sinking fast.Somebody get a hose and show ’em the drain…
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Brew, you’ld better get Dr Mal to do an auquatopsy to be sure . . . ☻
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Actually, in terms of suspects, I think we can rule out the sponge people, the whiskey and water people, and the residents of the Desert Planet. First thing those guys would do is dispose of the evidence.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
…GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF THE THERMOSTAT!
ProfessorKid almost 13 years ago
Guess you could say he… (puts on sunglasses)… couldn’t hold his water. ; )
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Tread carefully on this case, Brewster. We don’t want it going down the drain.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
The victim looks rather pail…
tegm almost 13 years ago
why did they ask brewster to do the autopsy O_o
dougdash almost 13 years ago
Pour him into a snow-making machine and he will reincarnate.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“He had a total meltdown!”Can’t believe you guys left that one for me!! Thankew, thankew!!