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Good Morning MissScarlet and billdi and all you regular Crustwoodians⊠64 comments yesterdayâŠ. ! ! !. I heard from GROG regarding my post yesterdayâŠ.. I will repeat it here in case anyone else would like to commentâŠ.. From yesterday:.âI have been trying to figure out what time warp Crustood is in. The other day JULIE showed a gas pump with gas at $2.09 I checked gas price year on year and found the only time it was $2.09 was in 2005/6. This seems to conflict with the Boom Box which was mid 1980sâŠ.Also, no one in Crustwood seems to have a cell phone or laptop. Timmy has no Gameboy or Xbox⊠The only PC is the one at BURLâs âworkâ but it appears to be an old corporate style terminalâŠ. HummmâŠ. To be continuedâŠ..â
Marg, check your e-mail before you go to sleep.My cousin sent me some of the funniest jokes Iâve seen in a long time. I forwarded them to youâŠâŠ..you gonna luv em.
I wonder if she ever hears something like, âHave you seen Joyâs a$$ today? My God, sheâs mountainous! She must buy her clothes at Oakland Tent & Awning. She looks and smells like a camel anywayâ Would serve her right.
@ Mikie â I swear, you took the words right outta my mouth, er, keyboard! When I saw todayâs comic all I could think about was that advert for the amplifier where they show this woman in a bathing suit walking past a couple of other women on lounge chairs, who comment on what a gorgeous body she has. Yeah, like THATâS gonna happen. So hereâs good olâ Joy, fishing for compliments, just like in the telly advert, which Iâm certain gave her the idea.
Nope, sorry.If they want to preserve the alliteration itâll hafta be the Krustwood Ladies Koffee Klatsch Klub.
And I âFound Itâ â kinda hard to miss âŠ.. but what is it doing there?
Oh! Of course - as Finale said, it fits right in.Make yourself at home, Kitty â your turn to bite somebody in the back.
Joy must have wanted to look really good â she must have actually use detergent when she rinsed her blouse.
Now we know why she usually doesnât.It washed the orange right out of the flowers!
Now itâll have to go back to the coloristâŠ. does Joy or Julie pay for that?
Or will Universal Uclick pick up the tab?
Hey, she admits the amplifier is for âoverâ-hearing, not just for hearingâŠIâm amazed she ever shows her face in town again after wearing it for an hour.Then again. the Pennys have no shame.
I think Julie herself explained the time warp, but maybe not in the way youâre thinking.
Remember back in November, when she sent me, and also posted here, a reply to my first e-mail about the image size?
I just looked for it âit was Nov 8th. She posts as âEmmmie.â
But, briefly, she said: ______________________
âI have over 8000 comics, going back to 1997 and even further backâŠ.âŠâŠ
I use several standard scenes for many of The Pennyâs stomping grounds: ie: Kitchen, Living room , ,bedrooms outdoor scenes, doctorâs office, Burlâs u-stor-it, restaurants,car scenes, store scenes, etc. âŠ.I just write new dialogue in these Penny scenes.âŠ..I do run some classics, reruns from the old days from when I was only in 20 newspapers. "_______________________
So Iâm thinking when she adds new dialogue to a strip that might be 15 or even 20 years old,She might not change a bit of background, like the price on a gas pump, or the style of a phone.
I realise thereâs a lot of 80âs stuff, but some of the Suburban Torture strips might be that oldâŠ.and also, in the mid 1990âs, the Pennyâs probably lived in a 1980âs world. I know my Dad did â all his furniture, appliances, etc were still from the 80âs then.(actuallyâŠ. sighâŠ. truth be told, my toaster and TV are both from the late 80âs still!)
Gâmorning all! Back when my brother put mom in a nursing home, he claimed she couldnât afford a hearing aid (and he held the purse strings, as her POA) so I bought her one of those amplifiers because I could afford that and it was better than shouting everything when I visited her with Cuddles on Sundays. It worked just fine so I could speak just a little louder than my normal speaking voice. Just a little over a hundred as opposed to thousands for the other. With her stroke I had to ask her to repeat much, but at least she could hear and understand me. Naturally Joy is using it per a commercial; Iâd guess she buys all kinds of âstuffâ from QVC etc.
And one door is only entrance while both are locked until everyone pays their dues. I guess none of them are that different from the Pennys. But they still donât mix (or arenât accepted by the others) so she needs the amplifier to hear what (or who) is discussed at the other tables.
I worked 30 years in all aspects of hearing aid manufactuing⊠Real hearing aids are made to fit each individuals hearing loss and are highly regulated by the government. Amplifiers are âone size fits allââŠ. Wonât help muchâŠ. especially in a group setting with noise all aroundâŠ.! ! !
Yall commented on the âDoors Lockedâ sign. I would say that at least everyone in the club are like the Pennys. Just like the town I grew up in, everyone there was a smart-alec. Must be contagious.
yeahâpaula deen was upset she didnât get any âsupportâ from her colleagues when she outed her diabetes. well, duh. i donât feel sorry for the obeast 2-legged tent-city supersizing at the all-you-can-eat buffet, either. You Asked for It, You Got It, Toyota.
@Leaky Iâm not a big fan of either Paula Deen OR Ina Garten. Paula Deen for obvious reasons, borne out by her recent lack of honesty, but Ina Garten for her pretentious attitude. Iâm sure sheâs VERY important. Iâm sure her âSave the Hamptonsâ benefit was VERY classy (no kidding, this was featured in one of her episodes of Barefoot Contessa), and Iâm SURE that saving the HAMPTONS is right up there with feeding the homeless, the hungry kids and helping women and families in shelters.
@Raspberry â not mean, dear, just being brutally HONEST. Paula Deen is an obese bovine who reaped what she sowed, and has been dishonest about it for over three years, all in the quest for the almighty dollar. And Ina Garten is a pretentious, arrogant, holier-than-thou fat-cat (with apologies to felines everywhere), and while she may be a good cook, Iâm not the slightest bit impressed with her personally.
Raspberry, My goodness, I sure hope you were joking!
This isnât a popularity contest. Nobody can POSSIBLY, in one comment, think of, much less say hello to, every single person who may or may not show up later and post - and it would take 3 pages!
Anyhow, I do believe you and I are included in âregular Crustwoodians.â
Didnât you ever make a Christmas card list, and think, an hour later, âOMG How could I forget so-and-so???â
Here, we may not even be back for hours or days.
Thatâs why, unless Iâm trying to be facetious, I usually only say âhiâ by name to those who already beat me to the forum that day.
Meanwhile, a lot of us have only been here, ourselves, way less than a year, and I think youâve had a couple of name changes even since then.
I donât think everybody even realises youâre still the same person â I know I didnât till I was re-reading an old forum where I answered you under another name, but YOUR comment says RaspberryIce now.
And, wellâŠ. I really donât want to encourage long lists of names on every comment â but have you ever tried saying âhiâ to everybody, or even anybody, yourself?
I really donât know why I read this strip. I hate people like these morons. Still get a chuckle even though I want to take a bat to these charactersâŠ
Billdi and Raspberry are definitly included in my everyone. The more regulars in a forum, the more fun it is.As to Paula and Ina, I watch many shows on both Food and Cook channels but never chose either of theirs- mostly like the competitive ones (also watch Giada and Extra Virgin and a few others).@Gymshoe, the amplifier worked fine for my mom as we used it mostly in her room to have a conversation (I speak very quietly) so I did not have to shout, and she could also hear the nurses. My brother held the purse strings as executor of dad and power of attorney over her and was not willing to spend much of her money on her (sold her condo because he needed funds and put her in that nasty home, even though there was a nice one near me which even had a long ramp into the swimming pool (her only excersize).
Itâs not my circle, not my country club⊠Let me explainâŠâŠâŠ I only joined gocomics about 6 months agoâŠ.. I useta feel ignored myself until I realized that I am almost the last one to comment each day⊠First comes the West Coast crew commenting at 10PM their time⊠Then comes the East Coast crew first thing in their morningâŠ. Last comes the MidwestâŠ...Unless these folks come back later in the day, Midwest comments draw less reviewsâŠ. Last night was only the second time I was ever first to comment at 12:07 PM CST⊠So I made an effort to welcome two relative newcomers myselfâŠ. Susan usually takes care of it out of her own good willâŠ.I do comment on 3 other sites⊠This is the only site of the four that I am aware of where members interact extensively. .. This is all new to all of usâŠ. so there is no âMiss Mannersâ to guide usâŠ.. In a way we are pushing to find how this should work. I feel comment s should have some relevance to the CrustwoodâŠ.. and not be substitute for FacebookâŠ. Here again, Susan has been offering some helpful suggestions⊠. I also have felt there is a club of some sort. I even took a week off of commenting to put myself thru self-imposed âAnger Managementâ⊠After A week, I missed Crustwood⊠so I returnedâŠ.. After all this is a comic⊠not a problemâŠâŠ. I look forward to reading your comments in the futureâŠ..Now letâs see what tomorrow brings to CrustwoodâŠâŠ..! ! !
InTraining Premium Member about 13 years ago
Good Morning MissScarlet and billdi and all you regular Crustwoodians⊠64 comments yesterdayâŠ. ! ! !. I heard from GROG regarding my post yesterdayâŠ.. I will repeat it here in case anyone else would like to commentâŠ.. From yesterday:.âI have been trying to figure out what time warp Crustood is in. The other day JULIE showed a gas pump with gas at $2.09 I checked gas price year on year and found the only time it was $2.09 was in 2005/6. This seems to conflict with the Boom Box which was mid 1980sâŠ.Also, no one in Crustwood seems to have a cell phone or laptop. Timmy has no Gameboy or Xbox⊠The only PC is the one at BURLâs âworkâ but it appears to be an old corporate style terminalâŠ. HummmâŠ. To be continuedâŠ..â
leakysqueaky712 about 13 years ago
They never cease to amaze me.
Good Morning Everybody
leakysqueaky712 about 13 years ago
Marg, check your e-mail before you go to sleep.My cousin sent me some of the funniest jokes Iâve seen in a long time. I forwarded them to youâŠâŠ..you gonna luv em.
LLABDDO about 13 years ago
Donât try this at home folks.Joy is a professional busy-body.
mikie2 about 13 years ago
I wonder if she ever hears something like, âHave you seen Joyâs a$$ today? My God, sheâs mountainous! She must buy her clothes at Oakland Tent & Awning. She looks and smells like a camel anywayâ Would serve her right.
Good morning all.
Laura Gildwarg about 13 years ago
@ Mikie â I swear, you took the words right outta my mouth, er, keyboard! When I saw todayâs comic all I could think about was that advert for the amplifier where they show this woman in a bathing suit walking past a couple of other women on lounge chairs, who comment on what a gorgeous body she has. Yeah, like THATâS gonna happen. So hereâs good olâ Joy, fishing for compliments, just like in the telly advert, which Iâm certain gave her the idea.
Laura Gildwarg about 13 years ago
ROFL @ Paula Deen and Ina Garten. I could see both of them in Crustwood!
finale about 13 years ago
A catâŠ.appropo.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
I hope everyone in the room is saying nothing but bad things to say about her.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Good Morning Crustwoodians.Did you sleep well?
âCoffee Clutch??â
Nope, sorry.If they want to preserve the alliteration itâll hafta be the Krustwood Ladies Koffee Klatsch Klub.
And I âFound Itâ â kinda hard to miss âŠ.. but what is it doing there?
Oh! Of course - as Finale said, it fits right in.Make yourself at home, Kitty â your turn to bite somebody in the back.
Joy must have wanted to look really good â she must have actually use detergent when she rinsed her blouse.
Now we know why she usually doesnât.It washed the orange right out of the flowers!
Now itâll have to go back to the coloristâŠ. does Joy or Julie pay for that?
Or will Universal Uclick pick up the tab?
Hey, she admits the amplifier is for âoverâ-hearing, not just for hearingâŠIâm amazed she ever shows her face in town again after wearing it for an hour.Then again. the Pennys have no shame.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
GymShoe â
I think Julie herself explained the time warp, but maybe not in the way youâre thinking.
Remember back in November, when she sent me, and also posted here, a reply to my first e-mail about the image size?
I just looked for it âit was Nov 8th. She posts as âEmmmie.â
But, briefly, she said: ______________________
âI have over 8000 comics, going back to 1997 and even further backâŠ.âŠâŠ
I use several standard scenes for many of The Pennyâs stomping grounds: ie: Kitchen, Living room , ,bedrooms outdoor scenes, doctorâs office, Burlâs u-stor-it, restaurants,car scenes, store scenes, etc. âŠ.I just write new dialogue in these Penny scenes.âŠ..I do run some classics, reruns from the old days from when I was only in 20 newspapers. "_______________________
So Iâm thinking when she adds new dialogue to a strip that might be 15 or even 20 years old,She might not change a bit of background, like the price on a gas pump, or the style of a phone.
I realise thereâs a lot of 80âs stuff, but some of the Suburban Torture strips might be that oldâŠ.and also, in the mid 1990âs, the Pennyâs probably lived in a 1980âs world. I know my Dad did â all his furniture, appliances, etc were still from the 80âs then.(actuallyâŠ. sighâŠ. truth be told, my toaster and TV are both from the late 80âs still!)vldazzle about 13 years ago
Gâmorning all! Back when my brother put mom in a nursing home, he claimed she couldnât afford a hearing aid (and he held the purse strings, as her POA) so I bought her one of those amplifiers because I could afford that and it was better than shouting everything when I visited her with Cuddles on Sundays. It worked just fine so I could speak just a little louder than my normal speaking voice. Just a little over a hundred as opposed to thousands for the other. With her stroke I had to ask her to repeat much, but at least she could hear and understand me. Naturally Joy is using it per a commercial; Iâd guess she buys all kinds of âstuffâ from QVC etc.
vldazzle about 13 years ago
And one door is only entrance while both are locked until everyone pays their dues. I guess none of them are that different from the Pennys. But they still donât mix (or arenât accepted by the others) so she needs the amplifier to hear what (or who) is discussed at the other tables.
InTraining Premium Member about 13 years ago
I worked 30 years in all aspects of hearing aid manufactuing⊠Real hearing aids are made to fit each individuals hearing loss and are highly regulated by the government. Amplifiers are âone size fits allââŠ. Wonât help muchâŠ. especially in a group setting with noise all aroundâŠ.! ! !
jmcx4 about 13 years ago
Yall commented on the âDoors Lockedâ sign. I would say that at least everyone in the club are like the Pennys. Just like the town I grew up in, everyone there was a smart-alec. Must be contagious.
shamest Premium Member about 13 years ago
Good Morning allOh my Gosh Nosy. Man If I was there and knew what she was doing I would say stuff to turn her face red lol
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
They stopped after 1 season of Newhart, Murphy & Fantasy Island, and 2 seasons of CHiPâs.
dfowensby about 13 years ago
yeahâpaula deen was upset she didnât get any âsupportâ from her colleagues when she outed her diabetes. well, duh. i donât feel sorry for the obeast 2-legged tent-city supersizing at the all-you-can-eat buffet, either. You Asked for It, You Got It, Toyota.
coffeeturtle about 13 years ago
Snoop!
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Wait until the other ladies realize they canât leave because Joy hasnât paid her dues.
Laura Gildwarg about 13 years ago
@Leaky Iâm not a big fan of either Paula Deen OR Ina Garten. Paula Deen for obvious reasons, borne out by her recent lack of honesty, but Ina Garten for her pretentious attitude. Iâm sure sheâs VERY important. Iâm sure her âSave the Hamptonsâ benefit was VERY classy (no kidding, this was featured in one of her episodes of Barefoot Contessa), and Iâm SURE that saving the HAMPTONS is right up there with feeding the homeless, the hungry kids and helping women and families in shelters.
@Raspberry â not mean, dear, just being brutally HONEST. Paula Deen is an obese bovine who reaped what she sowed, and has been dishonest about it for over three years, all in the quest for the almighty dollar. And Ina Garten is a pretentious, arrogant, holier-than-thou fat-cat (with apologies to felines everywhere), and while she may be a good cook, Iâm not the slightest bit impressed with her personally.
Just sayinâŠ
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Raspberry, My goodness, I sure hope you were joking!
This isnât a popularity contest. Nobody can POSSIBLY, in one comment, think of, much less say hello to, every single person who may or may not show up later and post - and it would take 3 pages!
Anyhow, I do believe you and I are included in âregular Crustwoodians.â
Didnât you ever make a Christmas card list, and think, an hour later, âOMG How could I forget so-and-so???â
Here, we may not even be back for hours or days.
Thatâs why, unless Iâm trying to be facetious, I usually only say âhiâ by name to those who already beat me to the forum that day.
Meanwhile, a lot of us have only been here, ourselves, way less than a year, and I think youâve had a couple of name changes even since then.
I donât think everybody even realises youâre still the same person â I know I didnât till I was re-reading an old forum where I answered you under another name, but YOUR comment says RaspberryIce now.
And, wellâŠ. I really donât want to encourage long lists of names on every comment â but have you ever tried saying âhiâ to everybody, or even anybody, yourself?
wild0409 about 13 years ago
I really donât know why I read this strip. I hate people like these morons. Still get a chuckle even though I want to take a bat to these charactersâŠ
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Well, I did say I hoped she was jokingâŠ. cos I have joked about that before too.
So my comment is in case she meant it and actually feels hurt.
If that means I went overboard⊠sorry Raspberry!
mikie2 about 13 years ago
Leaky, I have a logistics question that only you can answer.
Is The Gumbo Shop still on St. Peter just behind the Cathedral? One of my favourite places from year (and years) ago.
vldazzle about 13 years ago
Billdi and Raspberry are definitly included in my everyone. The more regulars in a forum, the more fun it is.As to Paula and Ina, I watch many shows on both Food and Cook channels but never chose either of theirs- mostly like the competitive ones (also watch Giada and Extra Virgin and a few others).@Gymshoe, the amplifier worked fine for my mom as we used it mostly in her room to have a conversation (I speak very quietly) so I did not have to shout, and she could also hear the nurses. My brother held the purse strings as executor of dad and power of attorney over her and was not willing to spend much of her money on her (sold her condo because he needed funds and put her in that nasty home, even though there was a nice one near me which even had a long ramp into the swimming pool (her only excersize).
InTraining Premium Member about 13 years ago
Itâs not my circle, not my country club⊠Let me explainâŠâŠâŠ I only joined gocomics about 6 months agoâŠ.. I useta feel ignored myself until I realized that I am almost the last one to comment each day⊠First comes the West Coast crew commenting at 10PM their time⊠Then comes the East Coast crew first thing in their morningâŠ. Last comes the MidwestâŠ...Unless these folks come back later in the day, Midwest comments draw less reviewsâŠ. Last night was only the second time I was ever first to comment at 12:07 PM CST⊠So I made an effort to welcome two relative newcomers myselfâŠ. Susan usually takes care of it out of her own good willâŠ.I do comment on 3 other sites⊠This is the only site of the four that I am aware of where members interact extensively. .. This is all new to all of usâŠ. so there is no âMiss Mannersâ to guide usâŠ.. In a way we are pushing to find how this should work. I feel comment s should have some relevance to the CrustwoodâŠ.. and not be substitute for FacebookâŠ. Here again, Susan has been offering some helpful suggestions⊠. I also have felt there is a club of some sort. I even took a week off of commenting to put myself thru self-imposed âAnger Managementâ⊠After A week, I missed Crustwood⊠so I returnedâŠ.. After all this is a comic⊠not a problemâŠâŠ. I look forward to reading your comments in the futureâŠ..Now letâs see what tomorrow brings to CrustwoodâŠâŠ..! ! !
jjfahl about 13 years ago
Bill, we read it because they make us feel so superior.
margueritem about 13 years ago
No, not yet. A review is pending by the powers that be.