Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 07, 2012

Then what are you going to do that day?

That’s the day the world ends. Or civilization as we know it. Or something, anyway.

He won’t make the kid King. He’ll make him a sacrificial lamb.

To won’t be ‘de fault’ of the government then, will it.

The day the debt is not paid in full the kings head is accepted as payment.

Those crazy Mayans took a beer break and forgot all about getting back to work.

“Hey kid! Would you ‘mayan’ taking over for the day?”

And THAT’S why there are NO smart Repubs running for prez…not the date, the default!

It’s the end of the world as we know it!

Can’t you just drop into the Mayan dentist’s office and pick up a calendar for the next millennium?

When the Spaniards forced the Mayans to distroy all their Mayan Codices have you ever wondered why there are only four that were saved? To my way of thinking it might mean these are/were the most important! One of which is the codex about the “End Of Days” 21 December, 2012 If this is true then maybe this would be a good enough reason to risk saving them/it…

What happened when the Mayan calendar ended about 28,000 years ago? A new calendar started. Have scientists ever mentioned anything about disasters that happened back then? All I can say is to have a real fabulous New Year’s eve party on 12/21/2012!

That’s the eve of my 53rd birthday.