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Mom, Ms. Wormwood, Rosalyn, and now Susie Derkins- Calvin is beginning to learn at a tender age who the true Rulers of the Universe areâŠand the extent of their power.
Calvin, donât let her do that to you. Call the teacher and tell her that Susie told you she missed the teacherâs melodious voice. And then ask about the homework assignment.
Ahhhh! Denial is one of the signs of true love, Calvin⊠You might as well get over it now since Susie will get what she wants in the end and thatâs you!
@Dogsniff,âFascinationâ â Jane MorganMaybe itâs your sense of âfumerâ!Actually, I appreciate and enjoy your ingenuous, ingenious humor, except when it seems disingenuous or vulgar.There, I had a field day with you fielding your question!Youâre a funny guy! Carry on!
Fin3cy6 about 13 years ago
the worst ever
doc white about 13 years ago
Tell me im nice or I will beat you.
margueritem about 13 years ago
Susie, you go, girl!
kbyrdleroy123 about 13 years ago
You havenât much choice, Calvin, unless you want a big fat âFâ for your assignment.
rayannina about 13 years ago
âBlackmailâ is such a harsh word ⊠she prefers to call it âpressing her advantageâ âŠ
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
Calvin learns the adage, âGirls are trouble,â early.
vaztardd about 13 years ago
wait till you marry her, Calvin, and you will know what a blackmail really is.. ahahha
jai-jai about 13 years ago
How come suddenly Calvin is toward doing his home work?Susie is polite to him?
The Duke 1 about 13 years ago
Call Bobby insteadâŠ..
bluskies about 13 years ago
Mom, Ms. Wormwood, Rosalyn, and now Susie Derkins- Calvin is beginning to learn at a tender age who the true Rulers of the Universe areâŠand the extent of their power.
tripwire45 about 13 years ago
Sheâs got you, Calvin.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
Boy sheâs good!
zerotsm about 13 years ago
Isnât there anyone else in the class he could call?
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
I think an F is loooking pretty good right now. Maybe next time youâll learn to be more careful with your homework assignments.
xanny28 about 13 years ago
I missed the malodorous sound of your voice
rentier about 13 years ago
Iâm back again, did you miss me, didnât you?
GalleyOar about 13 years ago
Get a grip Calvin. The same technique will be used the rest of your life. You want whatâŠ. first you have to âŠ.
Stormy Weathers about 13 years ago
Women love the bad boys Calvin. She has a crush on you.
jslabotnik about 13 years ago
Quite a dilemma
rshive about 13 years ago
Of course itâs blackmail. Susieâs ahead of Calvin on the learning curve.
kab2rb about 13 years ago
Calvin just read the book, this way more prepared and less anguish over Susie.
Makso about 13 years ago
Calvin, donât let her do that to you. Call the teacher and tell her that Susie told you she missed the teacherâs melodious voice. And then ask about the homework assignment.
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
Susie expects Calvin to succumb to her bribery.âWake Up, Little Susie!âThen again, maybe he might yield, after all.
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
At least Calvin doesnât have to say, âSusie, Darlingâ â Robin Luke
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
âSusie, the sound of your voice is music to my ears.âSee, that wasnât so hard, was it?
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
I hope Dogsniff got (his infected tooth) âfixedâ or extracted. He wonât be so sensitive, anymore. :o)Is he smiling?
Number Three about 13 years ago
LOL LOL, SO funny!
xxx
WW2 Marine Veteran about 13 years ago
Susie know how to get back at Calvin. lol!!!
rentier about 13 years ago
Iâm back and no one recognizes it! Why donât you jump and sing and clapp your hands and make a jubilee!!!
gabrielh81 about 13 years ago
Actually this is technically exhortion
coffeeturtle about 13 years ago
Hehehe! :-D
cond about 13 years ago
someones got a crush on someone!
cond about 13 years ago
how bout he calls ms. godfrey
khpage about 13 years ago
Politics as usual with SuzieâŠ.
Mitchtheone about 13 years ago
Go Suzie.. LOL
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Calvin is gonna need a calcium channel blocker by the age of 30 if he doesnât mellow out.
Silverbear07 about 13 years ago
We all know Calvin really âlikesâ Suzie!
Phapada about 13 years ago
hahaa haaaâŠ..maybe be like tooâŠ.
mbwrinkle about 13 years ago
He calls Susie because subconsciously he really likes her.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 13 years ago
Suzie has the home-work advantage!
wroady about 13 years ago
And thus Calvin begins to learn some of lifeâs cold cruel lessons
Thomas Linquist about 13 years ago
You just know sheâs gonna get that first kiss the same way. Why sheâd want it is anyoneâs guess.
Hobbes Premium Member about 13 years ago
@Dogsniff: During your trip to Florida, we were really hoping that each day you would drive all day and post jokes all night.
allen_yu about 13 years ago
Ahhhh! Denial is one of the signs of true love, Calvin⊠You might as well get over it now since Susie will get what she wants in the end and thatâs you!
Puddleglum2 about 13 years ago
@Dogsniff,âFascinationâ â Jane MorganMaybe itâs your sense of âfumerâ!Actually, I appreciate and enjoy your ingenuous, ingenious humor, except when it seems disingenuous or vulgar.There, I had a field day with you fielding your question!Youâre a funny guy! Carry on!
zeecue about 13 years ago
what he needs is one a them cartoony gunsâŠ.
I like garfield and calvin and hobbes about 13 years ago
THIS IS BLACKMAIL GOD D***IT!!!