Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 23, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    It’ll only be a paragraph or three.

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    adubman  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin may be only six years old, but those are dog years!

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    rentier  almost 13 years ago

    A fine short autobiography!

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    Harryfan  almost 13 years ago

    The people at the memory care facility that my 93 year old mother lives at wrote a biography for her that is only one page.

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    Destiny23  almost 13 years ago

    Justin Bieber wasn’t much older than that when he thought we needed both a book AND a movie about his life. (Boy was he wrong!!)

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    ScoMcM  almost 13 years ago

    Question asked, answer given, problem presented, solution provided. “The History of Calvin Part 1” would be a good title. Besides, it is sometimes good to be brief.

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    Phapada  almost 13 years ago

    Hi every one Happy Chinese New Year….the great all things…

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I’m sure Calvin will have a lot more to say than that, marg.

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    Wenthral  almost 13 years ago

    The “Noodle incident” alone would take more than one sheet of paper. Our young Calvin has quite the history already.

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Calvin has said that he doesn’t remember the first three years of his life. So I guess the first half of the page will be blank.

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Click here: Peanuts (1970)

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Click here: Peanuts (1971)

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Excerpt from Dogsniff’s biography/obituary:…….In his later years, he was an avid GoComics poster with friends and/or acquaintances all over the world, who looked up to him as a wise guy.

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    rentier  almost 13 years ago

    An autobiography from me would be a bestseller, I think, perhaps I write it down, when I am very old!

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    @JohnnyDiego: That’s very funny. (Your second comment.)

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    Makso  almost 13 years ago

    Be careful what you write. When you are the president people might hold it against you.

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    Jonni  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin is a realist because at six it will take a whole sheet of paper, death notices are shorter.

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    chakwing24  almost 13 years ago

    One sheet of paper for a 6-year-old – very proportionate and logical indeed :)

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    kab2rb  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin keep writing as you grow older more writing by teachers.

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    dahawk  almost 13 years ago

    They are famous for being famous, nothing more, nothing less. I prefer never to mention their name so the search counts on their name is reduced. The less they are mentioned, the less famous they become.

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    thirdguy  almost 13 years ago

    “My Life”A study of snow goons and evil baby sitters.By: Calvin

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    kbyrdleroy123  almost 13 years ago

    He’s probably omitting a lot of things he did. At least he’s writing his own…unlike most of these stars.

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    dahawk  almost 13 years ago

    I think mom and dad would think Calvin would need a whole ream of paper, at least they know they would!!

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    k-la  almost 13 years ago

    Oh how I wish I could be six again!!!! One sheet of paper doesn’t seem enough for you tho Calvin!

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    If Calvin used 500 sheets of paper for his autobiography, he’d get ‘reamed’ out by his parents.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    @Hobbes,“The Cabin” by SnoopyIs that where William P. Young got his idea for “The Shack”?

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    Did “My Mother the Car” write an autobiography?

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    I don’t give a rat’s patootie about that sort of celebrity. In fact, I hardly care much about any Hollywood star, sports great, or the private lives of most politicians. That’s their business.

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    When I see a tabloid with headline of “What (fill in the blank) doesn’t want you to know”I respect their privacy and not buy the paper.

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    I don’t remember the names, but someone once published a book entitled “The Accomplishments of Sir (whatever his name was)”When someone bought the book and opened it, they found it was all blank pages!

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Your second post is a good comment too!

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Love Calvin in that second panel. What a look!

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    Vinobbes  almost 13 years ago

    One sheet of paper, now that’s funny.

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    @puddleglum: I always assumed that The Shack was the autobiography of Shaquille O’Neal.

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    khpage  almost 13 years ago

    Popeye had the right perspective on this: “I yam what I yam”….

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    adubman  almost 13 years ago

    @ Hobbes: great Peanuts strips. I’m noticing BW had many very similiar storylines to CS and wonder if that was an influence or something else. Any thoughts?

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    the boss  almost 13 years ago

    if calvin put every thing hes already done or everything he knows for his age it would be freakin epic

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    Pteranodon  almost 13 years ago

    Right, Wenthral. I’ love to read that chapter. And if Calvin includes various alter egos like Spaceman Spiff and Stupendous Man (to name only two) and gets a ghost writer to fill in their backstories, the book may have a great many pages.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    the kid’s lived a lifetime in 6 years. And won’t live another 6 the way he’s going.

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    brick10  almost 13 years ago

    Perhaps just a Bio, not an Autobiography?

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    lego1112  almost 13 years ago

    Don´t let yourself down, Calvin: «The journey of a 1,000 miles starts with a single step»! ;)

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    Andrew Capp  almost 13 years ago

    How many autobiographies has Justin Bieber brought out so far?

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    Phosphoros  almost 13 years ago

    He should ask Hobbes to write it as a biography.

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    “He came. He saw. He didn’t concur.”Close enough?

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