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Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 04, 2012
January 03, 2012
January 05, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Sweet! I found a gingerbread cookie under the couch! Norman: You can't eat that! It's been on the floor too long! Ralph: Only since December! Norman: Most households have a three-second rule. We have a three-week rule!
michael100 about 13 years ago
I guess ralph doesn’t have a brain.
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
This would never happen. They have a weiner dog.
kbyrdleroy123 about 13 years ago
That 3 second rule has been debunked as a myth. What’s on the floor is trash.
byamrcn about 13 years ago
Three-second rule…or five? I’ve only ever heard of the five-second rule.
Jeff0811 about 13 years ago
30 minutes later they find out why his name is “ralph”.
bossyheifer about 13 years ago
How on earth do you think you’d get tetanus from eating a cookie from teh floor? boggle No way it would still be there unless it was too far back for the dog to reach!
comedynut about 13 years ago
if it were fruit cake Ralph would not have to worry, they stay fresh forever!!!!!
Traceydane about 13 years ago
Where’s WALLY???
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
Nothing to worry about – not TOO many flies on it.